Roy Cropper Shopper Tote Bag

The Roy Cropper Shopper: Because Sometimes You Need a Bag That Gets It

Introducing the most absolutely unnecessary yet completely essential tote bag you never knew you needed. Named after everyone's favourite café philosopher, this bag embodies the gentle wisdom and quiet contemplation that only comes from years of serving tea and dispensing life advice.

Why You'll Love This Beautifully Pointless Bag:

• Spacious enough for all your random purchases (including that third packet of biscuits you definitely don't need)
• Sturdy construction - built to withstand the weight of your questionable shopping decisions
• Conversation starter - perfect for those awkward moments when you need something to talk about
• Eco-friendly - because Roy would approve of reducing plastic waste
• Versatile design - works equally well for groceries, books, or carrying your emotional baggage

The Perfect Companion For:

Those trips to the corner shop where you go in for milk and come out with everything except milk. Library visits where you check out more books than you could possibly read. Market strolls where you buy vegetables with the best intentions but end up ordering takeaway anyway.

Warning: This bag may cause spontaneous philosophical discussions about the nature of necessity versus want. Side effects may include increased appreciation for simple pleasures and an inexplicable urge to make proper cups of tea.

Part of our Absolutely Unnecessary Collection - celebrating all the wonderfully pointless things that somehow make life better. Because sometimes the most unnecessary things are exactly what we need.

Roy would be proud. (Probably.)