I Pee in Pools Baseball Cap - Absolutely Unnecessary Collection

The "I Pee in Pools" Cap: Finally, Some Honesty

Let's be real - we've all been there. Now you can wear your completely unnecessary but brutally honest confession with pride. This baseball cap doesn't just protect you from the sun; it protects you from having to pretend you're better than everyone else.

Why This Cap is Absolutely Essential (Despite Being Unnecessary):

• 100% honest advertising - no false promises here
• Premium comfort - soft, breathable fabric for all-day wear
• Adjustable fit - one size fits most heads (and egos)
• Conversation starter - guaranteed to break the ice at pool parties
• UV protection - shields your face while you make questionable life choices

Perfect For:

Pool parties where you want to establish dominance immediately. Beach days when you're feeling particularly rebellious. Any situation where brutal honesty is more refreshing than chlorinated water. Wearing to family gatherings to watch your relatives' horrified faces.

Warning: This cap may cause uncontrollable laughter, shocked gasps, or immediate friendship bonds with fellow pool rebels. Side effects include increased confidence and a sudden urge to admit other uncomfortable truths.

Fun Fact: Studies show that 83% of people have done this, but only 2% are brave enough to advertise it. Join the honest minority.

Part of our Absolutely Unnecessary Collection - celebrating the things we all think but rarely say out loud. Because sometimes the most unnecessary items are the most liberating.

Disclaimer: We do not actually encourage this behaviour. But we respect your honesty about it.